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[25 Nov 2003|07:13pm] |
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Sorry for not updating, kids. I've been too busy extending my hand of misery out onto all parts of the world.
"Freddy Kreuger is like Santa, he knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake, but it doesn't matter if your bad or good, because he's going to stab you in the throat."
- Michael Ian Black
You shithead, I do more than that. Sigh, people will never understand me. How emo. All I know is, when I haunt his dreams, I'm not going to stab him in the throat. Too predictable, obviously. Fucker.
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| jason, dipshits, and FVJ. |
[24 Aug 2003|09:13am] |
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Nocturne - My Bitch |
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i knew my enemy would follow the trend. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jasonvoorhees13. he can barely have constructed thoughts muchless type in a sensical manner. speaking of jason, how's your mom? i killed mine.
i'm sure after this release of 'freddy vs. jason' you're wondering how i'm typing when i'm just a head. then again you're probably wondering how you're existing without me cutting your bitch-face off. i am too, but i'll wait until you least expect it.. get that insomnia in and face off when you've realized you're too weak to keep your disgusting eyes open.
i'm also certain that you're all cheering for jason. face the facts pricks, jason needed the help of naive teens. the last thing jason could do was stab me through the heart with my own arm. um, hello, I'M YOU'RE FUCKING DREAMS. i don't die, i can't die, i never will. what the fuck was he thinking, anyway? i have no goddamn heart. i'm not surprised that was his only option, he is a fucking mentally underdeveloped bitch. then that lorrie virgin-slut decapitated me.
boohoo i murdered your mom. your mother was giving me head before i chopped hers off. then lorrie plays superhero and avenges her diseased-cunt of a mother, then runs off with the dickless fucker and marries, has little bastards, that i will kill in the near future.
until next time, children.
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| angriff. |
[21 Aug 2003|08:58pm] |
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Krztoff - the Serial Killer Blues |
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this 'livejournal' place is a piece of shit. these kids are even more stupid than my nemeses in 'the dream child'. what the fuck, you'd think it would be easy.. oh no. from their pathetic little lives to their pointless fucking posts for adoration. it's like.. they're practically begging for me to murder them.
and there's no joy in that.
well, i'm off to slice and dice some horny fat teenager dreaming about models bathing in a pool of whipped cream on top of a pyramid. dreams these days.. makes me want to pull a michael meyers. later bitches.
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| welcome to my nightmare? |
[21 Aug 2003|11:39am] |
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livejournal seems to be a popular site for the kiddies. my genius plan is to infiltrate this world of hyperdrama and kill. KILL, KILL, KILL. no little bitch can stop me now!
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